Real Mermaids Don’t Wear Toe Rings

Media Type:Audiobook
Genre(s):Comedy
Fantasy
Narrator(s):Jen Taylor
ISBN:9781666600711
Publish Date:12/01/2010
Run Time:4 Hours, 48 Minutes
Language:English
Publisher:Dreamscape Media

Audiobook

First zit. First crush. First…mermaid’s tail? Fourteen-year-old Jade feels like a freak-of-nature when she finally gets her first period while trying on an XL tankini at the mall. It gets worse when she runs into handsome Luke Martin in the feminine products aisle while her dad Googles ‘menstruation’ on his BlackBerry. But ‘freak-of-nature’ takes on a whole new meaning when raging hormones bring on another metamorphosis – complete with scales and a tail. When Jade learns she’s inherited her mermaid tendencies from her late mother, it raises the question: if Mom was a mermaid, how did she drown?